Six Months Old

Cooper's Thoughts: "OK guys, I'm really upset. The night before my really big 'half birthday' party, me and Mr. Frogs had a really, really big fight. I'm not going to bore you with the details, but let's just say Mr. Frogs learned the hard way that Revenge of the Nerds IS the greatest movie Anthony Edwards has been in. Anywho, Mr. Frogs said he wouldn't come to my party, but thankfully Mr. Bunny was there to try to cheer me up.

Six months old...edging closer and closer to being old enough to rent a car. As soon as I can, man, I'm going to blow this joint.....hard.

PRUNES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Well, I'm at the doctor's office. They told me I had to get a few shots. It's no biggie, they don't really hurt. They Guy One fainted when they shoved that needle in my leg...dude's kind of a wuss. I think the Lady One keeps him around to kills bugs or something. I need to head, sneaking out to go to the beach to work on my tan. See y'all later."